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Oct. 21st, 2017 01:55 pm[ Beatrice has summoned as many people as she could back to the island. Magic is neat. ]
Is it just me--
[ She flattens her hands out and waves them downward, like she's giving a confused speech. ]
Is it just me, or did we spend the late 2000's getting pornography raining down on us and eating pizza off trees-- when, there is no doubt that there are flies on this island and we just chose to eat it. There were a bunch of hot springs that practically everyone was warned about and yet no one roped off the area and put up a bunch of signs like 'might change you into a woman' 'might make you into an edible marshmallow person'. Wasn't there signs of indigenous life here that no one figured out? In the cluff caves? We just didn't care?
Why did we have two massive ships? The Titanic and the... [ she looks at the smudged writing on her hand ] Albatross? Why did none of us go to the other islands? A lot of us had the superpowers to. Maybe there was a release switch there and none of us got to it. Or maybe we just didn't care? Maybe some strange effect of the island was putting 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' in our subconscious. We argued over the color of the ocean, which is BLUE.
Why did the island put us in so many romantically charged situations? What was the payoff? Was it acting out its Hugh Jackman-less fantasies on us? I saw a bearded man kiss a child. I remember a timeline when everyone had children. Thank god I was spared.
It has been nearly ten years and a lot has happened since then-- like I upgraded to the King of Heroes instead of... [coughs]. I've been in and out of similar places, like a rotating door. I became a demon once, and that actually wasn't that bad.
Where have you all been? Where did you go since then?
Is it just me--
[ She flattens her hands out and waves them downward, like she's giving a confused speech. ]
Is it just me, or did we spend the late 2000's getting pornography raining down on us and eating pizza off trees-- when, there is no doubt that there are flies on this island and we just chose to eat it. There were a bunch of hot springs that practically everyone was warned about and yet no one roped off the area and put up a bunch of signs like 'might change you into a woman' 'might make you into an edible marshmallow person'. Wasn't there signs of indigenous life here that no one figured out? In the cluff caves? We just didn't care?
Why did we have two massive ships? The Titanic and the... [ she looks at the smudged writing on her hand ] Albatross? Why did none of us go to the other islands? A lot of us had the superpowers to. Maybe there was a release switch there and none of us got to it. Or maybe we just didn't care? Maybe some strange effect of the island was putting 'Don't Worry, Be Happy' in our subconscious. We argued over the color of the ocean, which is BLUE.
Why did the island put us in so many romantically charged situations? What was the payoff? Was it acting out its Hugh Jackman-less fantasies on us? I saw a bearded man kiss a child. I remember a timeline when everyone had children. Thank god I was spared.
It has been nearly ten years and a lot has happened since then-- like I upgraded to the King of Heroes instead of... [coughs]. I've been in and out of similar places, like a rotating door. I became a demon once, and that actually wasn't that bad.
Where have you all been? Where did you go since then?


