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yes-its-sad.livejournal.com[Hey guys. Guys. Remember the time when all of the girls' underwear was stolen? Well guess what! Now EVERYBODY is going commando! :'D And to top it all off, there is a volcanic eruption that may or may not be spewing all of those undahpants!
So what does that mean for this vampire? It means she is screwed by being chained behind a desk and having a sign close by saying in bold letters:
LOVE ADVICE!
Having love troubles? Need a helpful push to go on the right track? Maybe a little help to get that special somebody to remember your promises? Or even some help to move on if that one person leaves you, the Doctor of Love will help you!
Payment: Blood donation (preferably human and virgin!) or return of owner's personal belongings.
Disclaimer: All methods are not guaranteed to be successful. All advice given should not be taken to heart. This girl is a failure at romance anyway, so don't pay it so much mind.
... isn't it sad, Sacchin?]
I shouldn't be too surprised by this sort of thing by now... aaaah. It's so cold and breezy.
So what does that mean for this vampire? It means she is screwed by being chained behind a desk and having a sign close by saying in bold letters:
Having love troubles? Need a helpful push to go on the right track? Maybe a little help to get that special somebody to remember you
Payment: Blood donation (preferably human and virgin!) or return of owner's personal belongings.
Disclaimer: All methods are not guaranteed to be successful. All advice given should not be taken to heart. This girl is a failure at romance anyway, so don't pay it so much mind.
... isn't it sad, Sacchin?]
I shouldn't be too surprised by this sort of thing by now... aaaah. It's so cold and breezy.
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