ITP: Everybody sucks at walking

[superiorservant.livejournal.com]

[Meanwhile outside a certain church in Fuyuki city, this mini King of Heroes will be seen carrying groceries and other bags that would seem to be quite the handful for anyone to carry! Normally this wouldn't be an issue for him but down he goes.

Along with everything he was carrying. Scattered. Trying to get up to move again and only to fall face first to the ground. Clearly this is the work of some magus being a bit of a prankster or the island some how causing mischief to his world. Whatever the case, the closer to the church, the more likely people are going to fall.]

... this is going to be one of those days.

((So, who here has played QWOP before? Because that's pretty much what's going on right now. ;w; ))

Vriska: Go on a tropical vacation.

[endless8s.livejournal.com]

[So everything is fucked in the Veil. Great! Like you give a shit about that right now. Vriska Serket has all the irons in the fire, but luckily, you can also put the game on pause. Weird time shit works that way on the island! Otherwise, you wouldn't even bother.

It's just like home sweet home planet. And you've got to get adventurin' while the adventurin's good.]

( snip for image! )

[Like with pointless side-quests. Did those humans trapped here TOTALLY MISS all the awesome treasure hidden? It's like the island's handing out sweet loot after everyone's known nothing but bitter sweet loot famine. You have just finished plundering yet another DECREPIT RUIN and come out all the richer for it.

Oh look, some loooooooser just teleported near you, inevitably in some sort of WORLD-TRAVELING FUCK UP. Well this treasure box is yours, Mister! Marquise Spinneret Mindfang doesn't share.

Talk?]

[ ooc; so yeah Vriska is plundering the island's dungeons, interrupt? ]

ITP: ENFORCED SPEED-DATING only not really kinda sorta

[uncanny-smile.livejournal.com]

[You are in a restaurant-type place. And, for whatever reason, you are seated at a round table, with plenty of food and drink of whatever you'd like. Before you is another person. Maybe you know them, maybe you don't. And hanging from the ceiling of the establishment is a large banner for all to see, conveniently translated in whatever language you may know:

ENFORCED-KINDA-SORTA-PSEUDO-SPEED-DATING

... Furthermore, if you bother to check, you may find that you are unable to leave your seat no matter what you try, no matter what phenomenal power you weild. Perhaps you are physically shackled to your seat, perhaps you are magically bound to it. Regardless, you cannot leave until you have adequately gotten acquainted with your partner. Have fun~]

Ara... Island-san, so bold~


((I was enabled. Just tag with your character and whoever tags you will be your partner. Also, regardless of the post descript, you're free to choose when and how your character leaves. SO... MEDABOTS, ROBATTLE!))